Posted by
Sticker-wearer on Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:37:00 PM
Day four: Sticker Sunday at Home
Woke up. Dressed. Slapped on new sticker. Sticker now becoming comfortable. A little like a bra. Only worn outside shirt. Wonder why wearing sticker at home when not going anywhere today. Missed window of opportunity to grocery shop. Must wait until later in week. Now remember why wearing sticker at home. Have 50 stickers. Silly to wear stickers after Nov. 4. Maybe start taking stickers to offer to admirers. Must also show sticker to DH as often as possible. As Sticker is placed in strategic male-interest area, chances good that DH see sticker often. DH saying undecided. Not believe him. Still, must show him seductive power of sticker. Perhaps elaboration not appropriate.
Spend majority of day with family inside house. Boys and DH go outside to play baseball. Baby brings shoe to Sticker-wearing mama. Yells. Wants to go outside. Have been outside three times already with shoe-bringing baby. Don't want to go. Suddenly feel desire to hit whiffle ball with plastic bat. Stickered mama and shoed baby join testosterone delegation of family. Outside, ask for bat. Hit homerun into shrubbery. Run. Sticker must be helping baseball prowess. DH running and laughing. Baby wobbling around yard, laughing at joy of family. Big boy grinning and swinging bat. Not-as-big boy relishing being catcher. Family having wonderful memory-moment. DH and sticker-wearing proud mama lock eyes and smile. Perfect.
Sticker somehow making things more personal. Must ponder. Take off sticker at bedtime. Place on paper taped on wall by computer.